You didn't notice that it looks like a tongue? Damn.
"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." ~ Angelina Jolie.
I almost went with the Lecter quotation but I know I'd have posted a picture completely out of context with whatever that quote is referencing since I've never read the book or seen the movie.
This is organic sunscreen & it pretty much goes with everything.
Yes, I did. It was my first thought, in fact. Here's my actual thought process, as near as I can recall now: "That's a wide open lotion-mouth. Cheryl is making a visual cock-sucking joke. I should mention it, but maybe she didn't mean to. And I shouldn't always be overtly sexual, even if roughly 90 percent of my pathetic male brain is devoted full-time to thinking about sex, things related to sex, and sex with lotion involved. I'll leave a subtle comment instead. Something about how good the tube of lotion looks. Oh god, I said tube. Do I ever stop?"
And there you have it. My exact thought process. No shit.
You didn't notice that it looks like a tongue? Damn.
"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." ~ Angelina Jolie.
I almost went with the Lecter quotation but I know I'd have posted a picture completely out of context with whatever that quote is referencing since I've never read the book or seen the movie.
This is organic sunscreen & it pretty much goes with everything.
Yes, I did. It was my first thought, in fact. Here's my actual thought process, as near as I can recall now: "That's a wide open lotion-mouth. Cheryl is making a visual cock-sucking joke. I should mention it, but maybe she didn't mean to. And I shouldn't always be overtly sexual, even if roughly 90 percent of my pathetic male brain is devoted full-time to thinking about sex, things related to sex, and sex with lotion involved. I'll leave a subtle comment instead. Something about how good the tube of lotion looks. Oh god, I said tube. Do I ever stop?"
And there you have it. My exact thought process. No shit.
Wow, that's a fine-looking tube of lotion.
ReplyDeleteI'd say more, but you know how the Estonians are about lotion.
You didn't notice that it looks like a tongue? Damn.
ReplyDelete"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." ~ Angelina Jolie.
Oh my, that's some sexy lotion you have there, Cheryl.
ReplyDeleteI'd say more, but you know how the Egyptians are about lotion.
heheheh. not the best prompt, but we'll pull out the creativity. nice angle.
ReplyDeleteput the lotion in the basket clarice....
ReplyDeleteoh sorry, channeling hannibal lecter there...
now that you say it, it does look like a tongue...
wonder how it goes with fava beans....
It's suggestive but nowhere near as sensual as Meleah's.
ReplyDeleteFor me, this was the worst prompt on the list. Thanks for being kind.
ReplyDeleteI almost went with the Lecter quotation but I know I'd have posted a picture completely out of context with whatever that quote is referencing since I've never read the book or seen the movie.
ReplyDeleteThis is organic sunscreen & it pretty much goes with everything.
that is one fine bottle of lotion - actually Croations know very little about it!
ReplyDeletePerfect quote, Cheryl! (And you're right about the tongue!)
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you PK. I hear the Lithuanians don't like to talk about what they know about lotion.
ReplyDeleteThanks Paula. Glad you can see it too. (I pretty much suck at sexy.)
ReplyDeletegreat pic!
ReplyDeleteway cool photo cheryl!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love that quote. And there's something very intriguing about your photo. Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteyou just make me laugh with your cynicism. :)
ReplyDeleteIt has a white "tongue".
ReplyDeleteI love the "really idiotic prompts" tag!! You kill me, Cheryl!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is that lotion sticking its tongue out?
ReplyDeleteOh God! Hurry and pick that bottle up! You're going to get it all over the carpet!
ReplyDeleteNice job, woman! And I LOVE that quote!
ReplyDeleteI am so going to have to use that quote!! And the bottle of lotion looks like its trying to say something to me....
ReplyDeleteI'm with Laughing Mom. That lotion is sticking his tongue out. Naughty, naughty. Nice job with the photo.
ReplyDeleteYes, I did. It was my first thought, in fact. Here's my actual thought process, as near as I can recall now: "That's a wide open lotion-mouth. Cheryl is making a visual cock-sucking joke. I should mention it, but maybe she didn't mean to. And I shouldn't always be overtly sexual, even if roughly 90 percent of my pathetic male brain is devoted full-time to thinking about sex, things related to sex, and sex with lotion involved. I'll leave a subtle comment instead. Something about how good the tube of lotion looks. Oh god, I said tube. Do I ever stop?"
ReplyDeleteAnd there you have it. My exact thought process. No shit.
I'm pretty sure it's saying, "hi".
ReplyDeleteSWEET! Perfect shot!
ReplyDeleteYeah, very...um...phallic. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's saying I want one of Ziva's brownies.
ReplyDeletePhew! For a minute there I thought your libido had died.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely singing! (and how does one get rid of a stupid disqus garble of a name?)
ReplyDeleteIt's suggestive but nowhere near as sensual as Meleah's.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's saying, "hi".
ReplyDeleteYou didn't notice that it looks like a tongue? Damn.
ReplyDelete"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." ~ Angelina Jolie.
I'm with Laughing Mom. That lotion is sticking his tongue out. Naughty, naughty. Nice job with the photo.
ReplyDeleteI am so going to have to use that quote!! And the bottle of lotion looks like its trying to say something to me....
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is that lotion sticking its tongue out?
ReplyDeleteI love the "really idiotic prompts" tag!! You kill me, Cheryl!
ReplyDeleteIt has a white "tongue".
ReplyDeleteI love that quote. And there's something very intriguing about your photo. Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteway cool photo cheryl!!!!
ReplyDeletePerfect quote, Cheryl! (And you're right about the tongue!)
ReplyDeleteThanks Paula. Glad you can see it too. (I pretty much suck at sexy.)
ReplyDeletethat is one fine bottle of lotion - actually Croations know very little about it!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you PK. I hear the Lithuanians don't like to talk about what they know about lotion.
ReplyDeleteput the lotion in the basket clarice....
ReplyDeleteoh sorry, channeling hannibal lecter there...
now that you say it, it does look like a tongue...
wonder how it goes with fava beans....
I almost went with the Lecter quotation but I know I'd have posted a picture completely out of context with whatever that quote is referencing since I've never read the book or seen the movie.
ReplyDeleteThis is organic sunscreen & it pretty much goes with everything.
heheheh. not the best prompt, but we'll pull out the creativity. nice angle.
ReplyDeleteFor me, this was the worst prompt on the list. Thanks for being kind.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's a fine-looking tube of lotion.
ReplyDeleteI'd say more, but you know how the Estonians are about lotion.
Nice job, woman! And I LOVE that quote!
ReplyDeleteOh God! Hurry and pick that bottle up! You're going to get it all over the carpet!
ReplyDeleteYes, I did. It was my first thought, in fact. Here's my actual thought process, as near as I can recall now: "That's a wide open lotion-mouth. Cheryl is making a visual cock-sucking joke. I should mention it, but maybe she didn't mean to. And I shouldn't always be overtly sexual, even if roughly 90 percent of my pathetic male brain is devoted full-time to thinking about sex, things related to sex, and sex with lotion involved. I'll leave a subtle comment instead. Something about how good the tube of lotion looks. Oh god, I said tube. Do I ever stop?"
ReplyDeleteAnd there you have it. My exact thought process. No shit.
you just make me laugh with your cynicism. :)
ReplyDeletegreat pic!
ReplyDeleteOh my, that's some sexy lotion you have there, Cheryl.
ReplyDeleteI'd say more, but you know how the Egyptians are about lotion.